Leading the Oligarchy: Looking the Part

Posted on Dec. 7, 2011, 2:02 p.m. EST by GMCEO

The occupiers of Liberty Square may believe change is ushered in on the shoulders of the common man or woman, but we of the 1% know that change, if it is to occur at all, must be brought in on the shoulders of a custom handcrafted Alexander Amosu suit.

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Saturday Dec. 10th: Global Day of Reaction

Posted on Dec. 6, 2011, 10:16 a.m. EST by FannyMaeForever

"We have a right to shelter. No one can take that right away from us, " said the "99%" as they forced their way back into their foreclosed homes in the Brooklyn suburbs.

Silly, silly proles. What they don't know is that their "Global Day of Action" just so happens to coincide this year with our Global Day of Reaction. Which means, of course, that while they are wasting their time occupying these dilapidated tenements, we of the 1% will be utilizing all our considerable influence to press the police force into driving them out.

Stay strong and support the Man, members of the 1%!

Occupy Broadway (Our Way) Presents: Death of a Salesman

Posted on Dec. 2, 2011, 2:02 p.m. EST by WestEnd232

Join us this Boxing Day to celebrate the dispiriting tale of a common man downtrodden by debts, regrets and a lingering sense of worthlessness as he tries to navigate a world that no long has room for him.

Champagne and caviar served during intermission to emphasize the vast social divide between the "Willy Lomans" of the world and we of the upper class.

Box seats available upon request.